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 22.08.2019
I had the shortest date. I come, I get out of the car, I see a woman standing 15 years older than me, very wide in my shoulders, and says, "I am a woman simple. I am a former athlete, throwing the core. I don’t go to bed with everyone. Only the one who meets my condition. My condition is simple: you now pull out a member and put it in my hand. He will shut down my hand, let us go to me, he will not shut down, and hope not.” And stretches a lap, the size of a small bowl. I immediately said, "Well what you, what you, I will not close, I will probably go," and retired.
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