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 25.08.2019
I sit at the stop. Next to it is a 25-year-old girl with a boy aged 4-5. The boy capricious, his mother, as the last argument: - Here I will give you to those uncles now! And I’ll tell you, colorful ones! Aquarius tourists, matter, bearded, with backpacks, as usual, liters of 120 (it is important!). Uncles blink, and one says, “What? A good idea! Do we take? The second, pointing to his backpack: “Are you mad? The NAC has two. We do not eat so much. Okay to you! They’re cute, and this one is right! Let’s let them go, let’s take that! Then he asked his mother, “Well, what did you decide?” Do you give?
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