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 26.08.2019
Yesterday morning, walking around the city on his important affairs met a girl, such a cute girl about 25 years of the family. I came, met, offered to meet in the evening for a walk, she agreed and we exchanged numbers. In the evening, they called and agreed to meet in the center of the city, she said that she was in the car and didn't need to go after her. We met, went for a walk, drank coffee, I joked a lot, she laughed and was in a great mood. After a walk, we returned to our parked cars and decided to say goodbye to myself in my car. We sit and communicate and laugh, I begin to play a little while I talk, she doesn't mind and responds to my play by starting to tick me. How long did I play shortly I pulled her to my knees and we started kissing, here the Land Cruiser 200 passes by and stops abruptly behind, the girl swings and we have such a dialogue (d-girl)

Oh, this is my car.

Do I mean “our”?

D. Meaning of husband

I am you married?

D - Yes

I – why didn’t you say it?

You didn’t ask me, I ran.



After these words she ran out of the car and jumped into her Opel Corsa and gave the gas dropped in the sunset, following her dropped the Land Cruiser, and I stayed in the car to smoke and think about eternity.
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