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 31.08.2019
Just that: returning from a late walk to the source of food, he walked through a wide alley, where the shelves stood on the sides. I decided to sit down and rest. Just on the side, on the contrary, a guy sits on the bench and looks at the phone.

The hallway, by the way, is very bright, you can read books at night.

There are two girls passing by, classically discharged in minis and shorts, and walking something intermediate between a dog, a rat and a squirrel, without a leash.

For an unknown reason, the girls fell asleep to smoke and talk about "life" between me and the guy. And, for the same unknown reason, their mini-mutant with open eyes begins, squeezing, to whip an innocent guy.

He first looks silently at the saucer, then at the girl. The slide reduces the distance and increases the frequency of sound oscillations. The guy, trying to break through them, polently asks the girls to attach the animal to the thread, but they ignore the request. The second request is accompanied by an unclear answer such as "what does it not bother."

Here, the saucer, apparently getting the spiritual support of his guardians, clings to the poor guy in the trousers.

I was ready for a fierce clash of all four participants with each other, but the guy reluctantly removed the phone in his jacket, lifted the seam behind the necklace, removed it from the trousers, and carefully put it... in the trash.  Such, you know, cylindrical shape, which on the pillars of the lighthouse attached over the ground.

He took on his deeds.

To get out of the bottom of the garbage, the sewing could not, and exploded with an even louder nervous crackling.

The girls, of course, rushed to save their "miracle", and began to shout the dissolving shadow of the guy of threat and insult of the most different degrees of decency.

Listening to this stream to the end I did not decide, and also rushed home.
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