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 14.09.2019
Life is unpredictable and full of surprises, I remembered two such stories, and somehow unite yourself into one. The situations are similar, but the stories are different!
The first was told to me by my father, a teacher with a long experience, when we discussed the peripetics of the teaching profession. “I worked as a teacher of physical education at the Nikonov School, and one day a student of the Institute of Physical Education came to us for practice. He was tall, tight, came to class in a chic sports suit – I never had it. As a practitioner, he had to take several lessons, and he got the theme of "Rise on the rope." The student built the class, told what was needed, and then said, “Look, I show you!” And easily, technically, climbing the rope under the ceiling. And there, the rubber breaks out of his sports trousers, and the trousers hang on his ankle. At this his practice ended, I didn’t even have time to talk to him, I didn’t understand how he disappeared from the gym, and he didn’t show up in our school anymore, he didn’t even come for characteristics.”
The second story was told to me by the lady-inspector GORONO (for millennials - the city department of folk education). We talked about a well-deserved teacher. And this lady says, “You know, I recently went to her for a class in the commission. The woman is, you know, big, but active, always in motion. And here she writes on the board, then, continuing to speak, goes to the class, and at this moment the cowards fall on the floor from under her shirt - the rubber broke. So you can imagine, not for a second, with a smooth voice continuing to uncover the topic, she leaned, raised the cowards, approached the teacher's table and removed them in the box. The fourth grade students didn’t even shuffle, as if they hadn’t noticed! The lesson went perfectly.”
So what is it? Everything in life must be prepared. Well, and, of course, professionalism in the institute will not be taught, it is a matter of profit.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-09-12/#1043940
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