At the end of the summer, I really wanted to take a weekend out of town. Choose a house at a popular rental service. (In the process, a lot of surprising discovered about the features of the national rental in the suburbs, well, okay, not about it now.) The owner warned that all toilet supplies should be taken with you. And he also takes from the guests a surcharge for cleaning - before the trip. All guests enter a clean and prepared house.
Ok to Ok. I make a deposit and take the keys. And the first, with things, I go to the place (wife with children came out later, from guests). I open the cane... Mda... Buryant on the belt, in the house dust layers, all in the web and dead flies, some rotten broken boxes, dirty bags, shampoos lie in the dried fat. Wood for the grill, which was promised: just not... I recruit the master, the one out of access. You can, of course, leave and withdraw money from the account. But to spoil the mood of children who are tuned for holiday is not hunting. In a few hours, I clean all of my own, I brush the web, I throw out boxes and garbage, I put the lawn in order with a housekeeper, in the nearest store I buy berry pollen. Family can be released!
Two days we breathe fresh air, walk in the woods, catch fish on the river, loop shale. Before leaving, the wife washes the dishes, clothes the beds, blows the floors. We give the keys (as agreed) to the neighbor’s grandmother, we leave. At home, I called the owner a couple of times to express his admiration for the lack of cleaning, but he still did not take the telephone. I have already forgotten all this story, as suddenly, in a week, it calls itself. I have to, I think. The conscience is awakened, the man wants to apologize. But the man from the move begins to whisper: you, such a crazy, made me a shit! They also struck me! Oh how? I listen to this flow of consciousness. It turns out:
Throwing out dirty and torn boxes rolling across the rooms, it was impossible to touch, it is his property and they did not bother anyone!
- I spent wood and did not replenish the stock (ah, the same wood that we did not leave)
Decent people, by default, wash, smooth and fold bed linen carefully in the closet, and we left everything on the beds, laying them like over it in a scam!
- and in general, all his tenants always left him at departure their bathing accessories, which did not have time to use. Shampoos, soap, paste, toilet paper, washing powder. We brought it with us! Like the last craving! He has never met such poor people in his life.
In any case, I fooled him. Long and sophisticated. I took a suck.