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 23.09.2019
From the book of Miloš Forman (there is a film of the same name) "Goi's ghosts".

and Spain. End of the 18th century. The Inquisition is trying to raise its head for the last time. Dominican doctors inform the Holy Inquisition that the daughter of a wealthy merchant, celebrating her 18th anniversary in the company of friends in a tavern, refused pork. The Dominicans checked the archives and found that in the fifth knee of the girl's ancestors were Jews who converted to Christianity. Marranes (hidden Jews) were one of the main objectives of the Holy Inquisition. Inviting the girl, the Dominicans applied to her the investigation of the 1st level – dubu. After 15 seconds, the girl agreed to write under the dictatorship that she was a heretic and a Jew – the meaning of these words she did not know, but she was promised not to torture her again if she wrote so.

Since her father was not the last person in the city, he quickly found out who of the Dogs of God (Dominicans in Latin. Domini canes) stood behind his daughter’s arrest and invited him to dinner. Having proposed to the Inquisitor to resolve the matter, in response the merchant heard that it was not in his power. The girl confessed. “But under torture!” cried the girl’s father. The Inquisitor explained to him that this is not torture, but a first level investigation, and the Lord helps the innocent to easily endure everything and the pain they do not feel, but the guilty ones admit guilt. After this, the girl's father, with the help of two sons, turned out the Inquisitor's hands and hanged him on the lantern. A minute later, he wrote his own heartfelt acknowledgment that he was a clever, wicked African monkey who infiltrated the Holy Inquisition with evil intention.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-09-22/#1046020
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