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 01.10.2019
When I lived with my first wife, her older sister from the village sometimes came to us, her sister had a working husband and child. Ok, no question, they put together a table, got a drink and a peru. Here the neighbor Volodya, went to smoke, we smoke and here she is the sister of his wife: "Oh what a beautiful boy," how they are called, how old, married, etc. To say that I wept, not to say anything, because I thought she was very wise.Woman I say, there your sister is flirting, well what about this, let her rest from the cows, chicken, car.Here and the neighbor joined us, sat down, talked, and the neighbor went to show the evening city.Now and showed, 3 days at his own expense at work took to break off with the sister of his wife.Three days passed quickly and she pleased and happy went to the village. And soon it turned out that she was pregnant, when he told his wife that maybe not Ildar's child, but Volod, there was an original answer - and who knows. After this incident, I began to take better care of my wife, where the guarantee that she had gone to the village for 10 days (supposedly helping my mother) would not rest too.
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