The stupid things you did while your brain was on the autopilot

1st One day I brushed my teeth and went to throw something out, on the way splintered on the floor instead of a shell.

2nd I also brushed my teeth, hardly brushed. I put the toothpaste on my shaver and almost brought it to my mouth before my brain turned on. I don’t have a shave in the shower.

Three I woke up at night to write and somehow unnoticed into the morning routine. Only after drinking coffee, I realized that it was 3 o’clock at night and I could go back to bed.

4 is On the weekend he sat in the car to go somewhere there, and woke up at the parking lot near work.

5 is I put the dirty plate in the refrigerator instead of the dishwasher.

6 is I came somehow to the gym, got the key from the box on the bench, came to the box and wondered why I was here at all.

7 is He came to the gas station, paid, did not go and left. And so twice.

8 is I tried to unlock the refrigerator with the car keys.

9 is I blinked at the light for five minutes, thinking it was red.

10 is I worked in fast food and accepted orders both in the hall and in the macau. And here I accepted the order in the hall and for some reason said to the visitor, "And now go to the issue window, please."

11 is A couple of weeks ago I moved to my old house, where I had not lived at that time for more than 5 years.

12 is He held a glass and a phone in his hand. I answered the phone with ice cream. A lumpy ear is unpleasant.

Thirteen My brother came after the day and went to the kitchen. He stopped him, squeezing in the tea.

14 is I turned my reader to read the “other” side of the document.

15 is I got a bag of sugar. I opened it and dumped it in the garbage. There was an empty bag in the coffee.

16 is I tried to scratch a paper magazine to overlay the photo.

17th Instead of a pill, I put a dog cake in the dishwasher.

18 is I looked at the watch with a cup of tea in the same hand.

19 is I grabbed my note as if it was my dog.