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 03.10.2019
I asked not to scream.

You are running into the kitchen, the whole floor is filled. Going to the kitchen?
Don’t take off the shoes, I didn’t wash the floor. There is nothing flowing here and here.
It sounds like I’m all overwhelmed, here’s a swab with a cloth in the kitchen!
- The scarf is dry, I wanted to wash the floor later. I am in night shift. You awakened me.
He is hysterical about his kitchen.
It runs somewhere, but cleverly, it doesn’t flow to me. Apparently they have a covered tube. I have a place where water flows along the pipe. Please go up to the floor. I obviously don’t run. She turned on the crane, she and her husband on the phone. of origin?
seem to convince. She is out and her feet in her boots.
And in them...
The cat, or the whisper does not tolerate, or immediately punished. But it was full in every shoe.
The eyes of the neighbors from the orbit climb! I am polite in silence, but I hear the revenge whisper in my shoes. (Thank you a song for me!)
I asked you not to take off your shoes. Cats do not like the noise of others.

Stupid non-adequate people do not understand that even a small cattle can protect their home from whispers and claims. Because they, among our favourites, have a stronger sense of justice. They just don’t like to tolerate strangers in their home. They want to drive out the unnecessary, available means :)

P.S
I noticed that such demarches or any conscious actions - cats and cats begin to do after six years of the family. Are they young at that age? The mind is awakening?
Strih (my cat is now dead) after six years began to write himself to the toilet. I did not even teach him.
My aunt (current cat) began to drag my socks into the vanouja from under the couch. To say that I wore, nothing to say! He specially threw his socks at the couch, and after a while - he lies in the bathroom next to the washing machine! But it started quite recently. My cat is 6 years and 5 months old.
And the cat continues to give me gifts. I wrote about it.
Yesterday I put a cushion on my pillow. God knows when it is broken. And all because I wanted bread with oil and salt. I sit and watch a movie, chew a delicious butter... I felt my mood.
behind
by Miva!
The same on the pillow.
So how can you not think of this as a smart man? She has the biggest heart. And huge eyes!
All are good!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-10-02/#1048348
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