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 04.10.2019
We had new owners and decided that our power station operators in the number closer to 100 should have a beautiful uniform and entrusted it to me as the youngest and stupid one who didn’t have time to jump.

I came up with the design, decided that in the image of the stewardess, (white blouse, green shirt, a green shirt on the neck, a green cockpit, a green jacket for the case of cool weather) they will look spectacular that would delight the eyes of long-distance drivers.

I ordered the administrators to send the sizes of their employees, received these lists, and then the problems began, these women could not be determined with their sizes! Calls with requests to change the specified size were issued every minute, and from the same people since once, I stopped these attempts almost immediately, but they hit everyone! From the cleaner to the chief engineer, even the general managed to call, the final size was impossible to and I put into production what was, sewn in the studio of certified materials for ass and it was a separate epic.

But the worst thing started when I sent sets of shapes on the objects, it turned out to be really beautiful and they liked it, unfortunately, almost all 100% of women were fucked up with their sizes!!! In the smaller two-three-size side, as it turned out, they were embarrassed to say their true sizes and counted upon receiving to take a set larger without a fire, but it didn’t run because it was sewn in the studio, and they were distributed by name, the noise was wild, I was watered with the last words, the phones burned, from the end of the area they were screaming that I was squeezing some shit and they don’t get in, they even hit the general and he presented me, we found some norms on the size of the clothes took a meter and measured, everything matched, the director passed the order that the shape was good, and they didn’t get out of what they were paying too much and they passed out of that, fast, all went in, and they really looked

So next time I would buy shapeless ballahans xxxxxxxxxxlsize.
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