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 04.10.2019
How I see spiders in ordinary life:

After waking up in the morning, and realizing that he was asleep, and 98 seconds before the start of the working day, the ranner jumped out of bed, landing 47 centimeters from the closet, thus avoiding the process of sewing. The morning script breaks, which allows you to pass the phase of brushing your teeth. Furthermore, making a jump in the direction of the closet, he is hit by a small left foot in a leap, thus activating the shirt clothing trigger. Then, making a leap from the wall toward the kitchen, he enters the batin soup, thus skipping the screenshot with the morning talk. Sagraving Batty on himself, he launches the script for opening the entrance door. Having received a pedal-bust from the bat, the ranner reaches the car in 2.5 seconds. Going to work is not necessary. After all, if you have time to open and close the door in two thousand seconds, the car will think that it has already arrived and will take you straight to the office. This moment is the most difficult in execution, as you can accidentally move to the country.

Going into the office, and having received a pedal-bust from the cleaner, the spider-trainer flies in the direction of the coffee machine. Hit a coffee machine with your head can get a little damage, but break the script of drinking coffee. Thus, the body thinking that it has received a dose of caffeine triggers a thought process. And the ranner remains only to make a triple saldo towards the workplace, to realize that today is Sunday.
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