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 07.10.2019
Greta Thunberg and everything you need to know about environmental activism.

Because Greta is an environmental activist, she publicly refused to fly to New York. The official public reason, spoken to the media: the aircraft has too much "carbon footprint": this type of transport is not ecological, corrupts the atmosphere, destroys the ozone layer, develops global warming, etc. Greta does not fly on airplanes. never ever.

Therefore, from Sweden to New York, she arrived on a yacht "Malice II", previously called "Edmond de Rothschild". The first name is due to the fact that the buyer of the yacht was the head of the French branch of the Rothschilds, the former employer of Emmanuel Macron, Benjamin de Rothschild. At Malice II during the Atlantic crossing, at the request of Greta, a diesel engine was sealed, which must be on each such vessel for safety purposes.

The network has already been able to discuss the topic of the fact that the production of the yacht itself from carbon plastic leaves no less, but even a larger "carbon footprint". But the matter is not even that. The yacht allegedly has solar cells and submarine turbines to generate electricity (the engine is silent), but that’s not the case either.

Ladies and gentlemen, stand up. Now it will be the worst:

Gretta and her companions crossed the Atlantic on a 20-meter racing yacht with a sealed diesel engine, that is, under a sailing. The journey took about 20 days.

The crew of the yacht (excluding passengers), necessary for the yacht to arrive somewhere in general - 5 sailors.

Upon her arrival in New York, Greta rested for a few days, then spoke at the United Nations. Some time after the performance she will still spend in New York, then the same way back home to Sweden.

The sailors who dragged the yacht with Greta to New York came down to the shore and flew home by plane. They are replaced by five other sailors who will take Greta back to Sweden for another 20 days on the same yacht.

Gretta refused to fly over the ocean with her dad. Therefore, ten people cross the same ocean on a non-ecological plane to protect the environment. 10 air tickets instead of 4 air tickets, leaving the same "carbon footprint".

This is actually all you need to know about environmental activism.

Taken from a commentary on YouTube. The data checked. There are confirmations on the network, you can swipe.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-10-06/#1049188
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