A month ago, a friend came to work with me. He smiles. Blue under the eye. I praised his makeup – he said that Fingal is very good for him. He stumbled and told the story.

He was passionate about paintball and often ordered every little thing in China. Having taken another package from the mail, he went home and was all in his thoughts. For two houses before his, he passed under the windows of the multi-storey and felt like something fell on his head. He lifted up his head and in the window of the fourth floor saw a man in a shirt closing the window. After a few seconds I felt a burning. He fell over his neck and burned his neck. As he pulled him out of his jacket, he arranged a true dance of papua. I checked the jacket, and there was a hole in it - the smoke burned. Trying to mate, decided to first calculate the owner, but the door on the homephone. Until you find it, for the time being, the soul was angry and wanted revenge. Therefore, he decided that the owner himself will come out when he shoots him out of the paintball rifle window. If it does not come out, it will have a beautiful window. He ran home, charged his gun from his soul and began to take revenge. The Dinner. The owner did not appear. A friend was caught by the shooting of the window, and did not notice how someone came from behind, knocked his shoulder and attached with his right. A friend came to himself and enthusiastically ran into a fight. The man who struck him was outraged and claimed that it was his window - a "military apartment". A friend immediately presented him with all the claims for the ugly bite. They remembered each other, and then calmed down a little, finding out the relationship. The man said he had just arrived, and there was only his wife at home. He does not smoke at all.

- What kind of man in the Maca was at the lodge. A relative? A friend asked.

The owner of the apartment, after these words, immediately alerted and asked him to go with him to check. They approached the door and the owner opened the door with his key. My friend followed. The wife of the owner of the apartment was fun in the bathroom with a strange uncle. The sight of the legitimate owner appearing in the bathroom with a broken rod, a friend also hit him a couple of times, brought them to horror. But after the fight the fists do not matter. The owner was no longer in the mood to give lilies to happy lovers. He apologized to a friend and gave him 5,000 rubles. And about the window asked not to worry - the wife said then washes out the tongue.

- The owner of the apartment would have found lovers at the scene of the crime, - shouldered I listened to the story of a friend.

“No,” replied a friend, “he was just nearby and only got home in an hour. A vigilant neighbor called him and told him that I was shooting under the windows.