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 18.11.2019
I decided to go to sports and buy myself a giraffe, I was then 16 or 17.My birthday is a few days before the new year. Here is the story itself.

My friends learned about my idea in the purchase of guiri and offered to mark in the bath of our common acquaintance, in the village 18 km from the city. I went. Bus, electric car and 4 km through the forest. Couples after drinking a beer well and of course the solemn part - the delivery of a gift weighing 32 kg. I decided to bring the gift home.)

First on his left hand, then on his right, then on his two hands, but it is uncomfortable to walk. On the floor of the road through the forest to the electric car, I tried to carry it behind my back and to drag on the belt, and it was still cold. Her hands clinged to her through her gloves because on the street - 22°.The foot on the back so that the socks were wet... I could not throw the gift and decided what I shouldn't tell.

I took her home and put her in the corridor, I didn't feel my hands for three days and I held a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve with both hands)))

Good and caring friends. I haven’t touched Giraffe for six months.
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