bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 32 - ]
 26.11.2019
and Dad! Knock-knock-knock-knock is delivered from the kitchen.
Murzick is a five-year-old favorite cat of a five-year-old daughter. Their love is mutual. He hardly gets out of his hand. And the cat is always on her hands. I rush to Chad.
Do not worry. We will find. There is nowhere to go, the doors, the windows are closed, there is no place here, there is no place here. How did he disappear?
and disappeared! There was no one right away! 😂😂
It does not happen. Shares will come. Kitty Kitty.
I packed with food. No to! He would have been crying long ago. After ten minutes of searching, I begin to believe in the mystic.
What are these things?! Mindfully tracking the tested space again - I searched everywhere! No, not in the refrigerator. With a feeling of my own stupidity, I open the refrigerator. Oh Oh! Two wild eyes on a wool piece that is in shock! How is?! to
This is so!
After the restoration of events: the cat on the pen.
Dad, can I have an apple?
Maybe just wash. And the pencil too.
The refrigerator opens. Hands are busy. The cat is placed on the shelf. Take an apple. Washing with hands. Handles are wiped out. The Opa! The handles are wiped out, and the cat is not on them!! to

She didn’t want a ice cream. In the freezer would probably not be useful.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-11-25/#1060835
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna