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 29.11.2019
When I was a student and studied at Barnaul, I knew one very cute girl on the stream named Katya, with a cute-pretty face and a slim figure. Here is a straight angel. A face remembered. Not very much communicated, so hello-hello, so far, and a little about studying. Well, after the institute, when everyone ran away, some year later, I happened to come to the city for business.



I remember going to the store to buy something there, and I see a girl standing at the box office, a bit full, but with a figure. The waist is there, the chest, in general, a nice figure of peach. At one point, she turns her face to me. That is Katya. I only got a little better in a year.



She did not recognize me. Well, I approached and said, “Hello Katya, we haven’t seen each other for a long time. A year has passed.” That makes a surprised-wary face, cuddling, as if trying to understand or remember, knows me but doesn’t: “Sorry, we met somewhere? I do not remember you.”



- Katy, we were studying together in honey, in a lechfak, on the same stream, a year ago...

- I did not study in honey, I studied in honey a year ago and am still studying. My name is Katya, but you confused me with someone.



I looked into her face again. Direct one in one. I think yes. The coincidence. is surprising. But I ask for the case.



Do you not play me?

It gets out of the student pocket. She has been studying there for three years. In general, on all parameters, it comes out - identified.



I have to apologize for the inconvenience. Can I sort out my guilt? For example, to invite you to a cafe or somewhere else?



The girl smiles, shakes her head: “Why not?”



In general, I met Katya from the ped, told about Katya from honey. The rest is a different story :)
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