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 23.03.2009
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The story of the goose. Unpleasant but morally instructive.

Neighbors on the site went somewhere to rest and picked up the goat there. The Wild,
With a broken wing and leg. Vichy says that the goose at all to them alone
has gone out. The guy was looking for help. Because I came, and if I did not get it,
and all. Or whoever would eat. There are few wishing.

They brought him to the veterinarian. The veterinarian has done everything.
X-rays there, fluorography, ultrasound, gastroscopy, coronary shunting,
whitening of teeth, in full, shorter. Pneumatic Pneumatics, Tyres
He was imposed, and the doctor of the goose said that the goose would recover, not a question, but
Unfortunately, he will never fly again. There is something irreparable.
The wing.

Okay well. They returned with the goose and took care of it.
He is healed. Bands to do, lotions there, feed, drink,
shave and shave, all short, as the doctor prescribed.

Our neighbors are such an exemplary family. Natasha with Natalia
People themselves are very pleasant. We are not friends, but we communicate.
So, on the holidays, or just sit and talk. Two children, as
is set. The older boy and the girl went to the first class.

And they have a dog, a Siberian hamster, Jack. Natural, they are from the north.
They came when they worked there. The ugly creation, by the way.

No, that’s what I’m talking about the ugly. It costs us at the same time.
The door to the apartment to open as he throws on our Dasha. This is like and
a girl, and twice as much as him, and badly, she never
Nothing has done. But there was something I didn’t like. And she looks at him.
Always so surprised. He goes straight out of himself. And a couple of times.
Stretched tightly, until procured ears and sewing seams.

We even had to establish such a custom: before opening the door (no
only when walking with the dog, and generally, the dogs are always in the hallway
It’s hard, especially if someone comes and leaves, you need to open up a little bit.
Crying out loudly “We’re out!”

What is characteristic. As I said later, when we were there.
The robberies stopped, the robberies stopped, the robberies stopped.
The elevator and writing on the walls. No, right, if you pretend, two
family, seven people, two dogs, there, a couple of dozen times a day
Definitely does. Come, sit in the elevator and write, and someone will tell you.
“We’re going out!” – No pleasure, I think.

No, but for people, and in general, Jack is a very good dog. and sweet,
Educated and pleasant. Whole white, hair thickening, Natashka
the cleanliness is impaired, so it does not smell and washes the legs after walking
by Sam. A very good dog, short. Well, fucking a bit, and who without it?

And so, then, this whole big friendly family has become a goose caring.
And Jack, too. Animals have their own understanding, too.
Who can eat, and when to know the honor. Jack, as well as
No one showed attention and attention to the goose. Because, who is in
Someone goes to school and Jack is always at home. He has swallowed,
He fixed his bandage, allowed him to drink from his bowl and put him to sleep with him.
on the substrate. And all, in general, during this period, only about the goose and talked.
What was the temperature of the goose when the bandage was made, and how he is today
The mood. Even I, representing any goose no different than in the oven,
When I went into the case, I first asked “Well? “How is my patient?”
Even to myself disgusting.

Well, and for a long time, shortly, the goose healed. Only a wing, as he promised.
The doctor remains unfit, although nothing is visible from the outside. and
Where is this goose? You’re not going to drive them out on the street? And he remained with them.
Live as a full member of the family.

Soon it became clear that, along with improper repairs,
The wing of the goose has the same non-repairable, extremely ugly
of character.

In what was it expressed? Well, what he wasted wherever and when he came, is
As of course. You can’t teach the bird to the bowl. It was created,
Honestly, it seems like he did it intentionally. Here we sit.
At the table, in the room, eat there, or drink there. All is well. The dog in
A goose in the kitchen. Then suddenly the door opens and he cries.
and overflowing. “Hello, goose!” and “Hello. on the carpet.
He turns, turns, and goes back to the kitchen. Natasha, right away
He runs there to clean it all, and the seats seem to be sinked.

Well, I repeat, nothing can be tolerated. the other. Husky appeared
Very aggressive and obsessive. At the time he was sick and
He came to himself, and they all followed him as a child and were afraid of him.
to breathe, he seemed to think that he was here as the king, and the others so,
Damn to clean it. He began to strike everyone.

Children’s legs are shuffled – you can’t pass by. And the adults. If you whisper
It begins to squeeze and throw. Most importantly, it is not open, but
The underdog. Take the girl for her naked leg. She is crying. and CHO
Do you do? Do you know how goats bite? Oh go!

But the most affected was Jack. People again,
Not always at home. Jack is the same. Clay – I do not want. It is clear that such
The wool won't go through just like that, but it doesn't matter who's happy if you're his.
He licked out, licked out, and he nodded, write up. And again, to do
Nothing can. Jack will bite. Tom needs that. Give him wings.
by Mordor. Do you know how the goats fight their wings? Look at the
the case. A pigeon will hit the wing - and that is unpleasant. And the goose has wings,
The fighting weapon.

In short, life in a well-equipped and cozy house because of this goose
It slowly turned into an unbearable form. The girl is crying,
Vitya runs with a knife for a goose, Natashka runs with a vacuum cleaner for Vitya,
Jack jumps and cries on everyone, the goose sits quietly in the kitchen.
The refrigerator. Then everyone will calm down, because of the refrigerator.
He will come out, the dog will be bitten on the way, he will come into the room, and in the middle of the carpet.
to settle.

I, seeing this case, one day, Vite, smoked on the site, I say, let me
I shake his neck, listen. Nor can it. I know you have principles.
It was like he came out on his head. I have no principles.
I turn painlessly. Chick and not there. And no one will know. I will not even tell my own.
Missed and disappeared. He flew to warm countries.

So I was sorry to watch Vitu that I was ready to go.
The crime. It’s like smoking a cigarette: what are you? What are you! This is
Consider a family member! How can you!

No, you do not want, as you want. Live as you know. Violet, I turned
I went to work early and returned at midnight.
Children are in the yard all the time. No one goes home anymore. A little girl here.
He disappeared, and his legs appeared to be bitten.

Such a terrorist has grown up on his own head. And do nothing.
can be.

And one day it all ended. Natasha came from work, the children came from work.
The court as usual. Natasha: “Gulya, goya!” and there is no goya.

He goes into the kitchen, rolls the bow, and the neck is eaten. Jack is good.
He lies in the hallway and closes his mouth. A tired dog can see everything.
He suffered, suffered, suffered, suffered and suffered.
People are so shitty.

This is the story, yes. And the conclusions are moral teaching you yourself. by Sami.
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