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 09.12.2019
I drink with my neighbor. He is, as they say, the “black woods.” They gather such in the area, give "Friendship" and roll the forest forward.
And then next? Come the same, workers, electricity on trucks and that the car is registered for it. A type of private. But what there! All the roads, the road, the cargo for the steam carrier and even the customs - everything is paid! And the governor’s catch, be sure. Well, burned Taiga in the summer...and what to do? There, some clouds from Moscow were filled with checks and we cut off from half-Moscow without taxes. We didn’t think that nobody would come to shut up! When the fire broke out in Irkutsk, I thought, "What kind of shit didn't it be extinguished the first day?"“Economically it is not feasible,” as the governor said. and what? Tell me he’s not down? Yes, I understand everything, the forest there, the environment and all the business. I, a man with an engineering education, feed mosquitoes and can’t sleep in a tent. But that’s money, Yuri. Not very chilly. Stolen from my grandchildren. I just want to take my wife to an island in this life.
If I’m straight, I’m not bragging. We are like a normal president, there are all sorts of factions. and what? So far no one has come to the point that it is necessary to TUPO to ban the export of "rounds" outside the country? Fuck, at least a moratorium for 5 years and our "forestry" will turn into "refinery enterprises". And we are not going to buy Chinese fireworks from our forest, they are from us.
I have nothing to add, I just shuddered while listening.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-12-08/#1064182
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