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 11.12.2019
Old New Year’s story. Before the New Year, the trade union of our rural PTU has traditionally identified Santa Claus and Snowball in the team, provided costumes, sweet gifts and car transport - and sent to congratulate the children and grandchildren of employees. It is clear that to congratulate started from the most distant, and ended in the dormitory, so our child was among the last to congratulate. We waited for congratulators in the evening, the daughter read the verse, guessed the puzzles, received a gift, and pleased went to bed, and we offered colleagues to stay in the kitchen for a drink or another.
I have to say that the colleagues came almost sober (even more, among those visited were the management apartments), but as their mission was close to completion (colleagues lived in the same dormitory), they were not against relaxing a little. There was only one congratulation left to them, and this is what came to be said - Santa Claus and Snowmen have to congratulate their own children! Our artists were from different families, but this evening the children were neighborly socialized and expected congratulations together. Our friends visited that for all children the congratulations were a New Year's surprise, and their children, despite the precautions, saw something from the preparations, are aware of what is happening and, of course, parents will learn. What is the surprise?
My wife and I got into the situation and said, “So what’s the problem?” Can you congratulate your children? Take the record!”
Santa Claus, I, like any adult man, have been to it many times – before and after that. But such a spectacular appearance, such opened eyes of amazement, as then, I will not remember! Even so, the children are waiting for Igor’s mother and Seroj’s dad to come with Lena, and instead of them they are coming... Santa Claus and Snowmen! It happened amazingly. Here the parents of the children appeared: "We need to, Santa and Snowmen!“!”
In general, everything went well, which was noted during the subsequent working discussion within the kitchen...
The new year is rushing to us.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-12-10/#1064630
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