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 24.12.2019
I had my birthday yesterday. But no one cancelled the working day, so at 11 am I go to the office. Here is a call from the department where I am working as a docent. I raise the phone:



Will you come to New Year’s Eve?

No, I say, not before that.

Do you have a doctor?



Well, I prepared for this all: “oh, thank you, oh, what are you...”

and me:

- Well, buy us then German cakes with a discount, they have an action for those who have DR!

Eeee...



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