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 27.12.2019
I installed some kind of metal doors with a homeopath. In a four-story house for 70 apartments. Two metal doors in the basement. Well, as I established... In the general assembly of tenants I was elected responsible for this case. I will be silent about collecting money and catching especially "hit on the head", for years I do not want to remember the bad. But it was possible to break quickly, after taking a tough position: "who did not give the money - gets one key and no pipe," although the scream and listened.



And here is the desired day, the brigade arrives and begins to set up everything. Everything smoothly, without excessive fanaticism when dismantling the old, generally people know how to work. And here at the very end of the reception of work I find a cushion... Well, how a cushion? The Cossack. The small. It was not enough for a third of a bubble of foam, one basement door to the end of the perimeter to foam. It was not calculated and it was too late to buy.



“Lord, let’s count, sign the acts, tomorrow we will come, we will sing.

- No, you will come tomorrow, sing, then the acts, and the calculation.



In general, after mutual reproaches and calls to the accounting office, I agree that I "press" the acts and five thousand (year 10 ago), and after the work, I give the money and acts to the worker who came. “Tomorrow, I’ll give a tooth.” In principle, I believed, a bubble of foam against five thousand, and even at that price...



No one came tomorrow. And the afternoon. And in a week.

A month later I was called.

You owe me 5,000.

I know

When will you pay?

As soon as yours come and remove the shortcomings, I will immediately pay and sign.

What is not done?

One door must be closed to the end.

They will come tomorrow.



Another month has passed.

Good morning, I owe you 5,000.

I know

When will you pay?

As soon as yours come and remove the shortcomings, I will immediately pay and sign.

What is not done?

Ask the masters, money and acts are waiting for them.



Of course no one came. A month later I was called again and asked to call the director again. The man is obviously angry.

Why are you not paying your debt?

Because your employees have not been able to cope with a shortage of 20 minutes for three months.

The accountant says that all the work is done, the acts are ahead of me.

“Well, I’ll come in tomorrow and see together if the signature looks like mine, I didn’t sign anything.

Judging by the voice, the man is obviously confused.

What is not done?

One door must be closed to the end.

And all that?

Yes, a third of the bubble of foam affairs, acts and money I have.

I will call you back.



I called back.

Man, you owe us nothing. Can you buy a bubble of foam and lock the door yourself with that money?

- Of course, but maybe it's better for the worker to come in and pay, and I give him the money?

It is no longer your problem.



Naturally no one came in. I called a worker and cried out that I had put him up for five thousand rubles (at the price of ten years ago). He promised to come and fill his mouth. How many years have I lived in fear?
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