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 08.01.2020
I work as an electrical welder at the enterprise for the manufacture of metallurgical equipment (cavels, gas pipes, etc.).) is

The implementation of the PSC is in full progress. The whole plant is divided and painted by territories (green - safe, and red - say so dangerous.)

Of course, my work takes place in the red zone. I am as set forth.

I am approached by a girl, an employee of the TV, and asks for a permit to make an act of violation of work without protective glasses. I have a chameleon mask.

I looked at her and asked:

Why is she in production in ballets and civil clothes?

What I get the answer:

I can! I am a TV employee, and I will write out an act for the deprivation of % of the CTU and the premium.

I didn't think long, with the words "well, once you lose, then catch," I threw a hammer next to her leg.

I was not deprived of the prizes, the head of the department stood up, but all TV employees began to observe the TV.
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