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 14.01.2020
Graduated from school, went to study in Peter, a year or two of the granite of science, returned home on winter holidays. Here is the meeting of graduates. I went, with the pot to reflect, said, I am there, in the cultural capital, and you are all fucking. Not exactly so, but you understand.

We sat down with classmates, boasted, picked up, in general, everything was standard. When I left, a classmate came to me alone. We were somewhat blurred at school, but I didn't need it all at the time, I didn't understand until the eleventh grade at all, why to start a girl and spend time on her. And then he grew up, entered the age.

So, she approaches me and says, say, come in tomorrow evening, let’s sit down, let’s talk. Well, I immediately understood what she was hinting at, I was transparent, like all the twenty-year-olds. Okay, I say, I will come, I say.

But the next day some events happened that did not allow me to keep my promise. It seemed like it was a drunk or something so fascinating. In general, I wake up after a day from a phone call at home. There were no mobile phones at the time. A classmate calls and asks why he didn’t come. Something unclear stuff, and she says, no problem, come tomorrow. Okay, I say, although somewhat strange...

But tomorrow, something distracted me. No, I remembered in the evening that I promised to come in, I could even call, but for some reason did not. of curiosity. I wondered how the lady would react.

Then another morning, and a call again. This time, I didn’t get stuck for revenge, I said, say, I just couldn’t and all. The alpha, ch. Okay, he said, come tomorrow.

The next day I didn’t go and didn’t call quite consciously. Well I wanted to go, it hurt somehow persistent was the lady. What would this be...? And after the third shot, she will surely suspect something and fly into the fog... or not?

The morning. The call. What did not come? Come here tomorrow.

I have already surrendered. I understood girls in situations with persistent cavalry. And curiosity, of course. Well, something straight I was very interested in the girl, until the pride and honor of the girl forgot. I thought I would come and explain that yes, of course I am crazy beautiful, but, girl! Have a dignity!

I go in, meet me somehow unexpectedly not dressed, I walk into the room, there sits some shit in a shiny jacket. He jumps, holds my hand and begins to roar:

- Hi, my name is Anton, and a representative of the company "Amway" and we have a unique offer for you! Only for today! Within a month, you will be able to reach a higher level of income.

And I stood and thought I had a normal classmate. Money is just needed.
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