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 16.01.2020
An acquaintance told me.

He worked at the same time in the office. And in the office of the one as it is, the accounting office was, and that's all that lives in it. He got a call from the accounting office, and a panic voice called for a friend to come to them urgently. The printer went crazy: climbing to the ceiling! “” and panic. interruption of communication.

Intrigued (no) by these panic runners, the lady of accounting behavior, familiar with the admin speed, is wrapped into the department. Going into the monastery of accounting and reporting acquaintances saw a picture of complete madness and panic: a group of employees collapsed into a pile, in the remote corner of the room with pale faces stared at the window, rubbing the electrified atmosphere with periodic whispers.

There was something to be scared of. On the window hanged blinds with vertical lamels (these can be turned to the left/right and which from the bottom connects two chains). Because of the age and simply “because, well, what else?” A part of the lamels had long since no chains or even the plastic bottom for which these chains were held. There was a small printer on the window. Well, as I stood, at the time of my acquaintance's arrival, the printer greedy swallowed the lamellum into its interior from which it moved up the lamellum, that is, naturally "laying on the ceiling." Regularly under the force of gravity the printer slipped down, but the blinds did not splash out - the mechanism felt that there was something inside and started again.

The printer was safely saved.
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