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 17.01.2020
My wife and I went to Rafting in Turkey for the first time. Down the mountain river. In our group we were the only Russians and the rest were Poles. Therefore, the instruction was only in Polish. Certain words I understood, but in addition to that you can go down, either on the pitch or on the plate, while performing instructor's commands. I persuaded my wife to fuse on the tree, because we still do not understand the language.

They arrived at the beginning of the alloy, got helmets and a helmet with wheels, although I would call it a bajdarka.

Started the descent. I was sitting in our back seat and my wife in front. The helmets were somewhat uncomfortable for us, especially the wife complained that she was knocking and even tried to go down without the helmet, but I persuaded her to wear it again. Swimming was a new thing for us. So it immediately went badly, but somehow started to cope. In one place there were drills near the stones, we were turned there and I hit the drill at one end, so that the stream increased my rush, and I hit my wife at the head, in the area of the ear, with the second end of the drill.

The woman throws the veil, grabs the ear, stands. I scream — I can’t hear, I try to reach — I can’t. Somehow he was able to get to the shore, and then only reached his wife.

I ask :

How are you?

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"Some creature jumped out of the water and bitten me in the ear, probably bitten a glowing earpiece.
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