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 22.01.2020
My husband rented his apartment. One evening he asked me confusedly:

Do we have a remedy for cockroaches?

Not at home. And what happened? Why Why? I begin inquiries.



My husband told me that in the afternoon he went to clean in the apartment after another apartment guests. And he said, "I was already leaving the apartment," he said, "as I see, in the hallway on the wall floats a huge cockroach. I have never seen such big ones. All beautiful, all brilliant. Horses are like that. I was confused at first. But what to do? The turtle in the apartment... I tapped it and threw it out. Where could he come from? »



A few days later, when the husband returned to his apartment, a neighbor's boy approached him and asked:

Have you seen Dimon?

to whom? He asked again.

The Demon of us, the cockroach.



After that, the situation became clearer.



Neighbors have a son. He is 9 years old. A boy locked in. So this boy has a very original hobby. He holds decorative cockroaches in the old aquarium. The boy gives them human names. His parents honestly admitted that some of his pets had escaped. Not all the fugitives were found. One of those who escaped is the same Dimon.



To the honest narrative of the neighbors, my husband also honestly confessed to them that he had killed him with a tapk. The boy's parents told him that, probably, "Dimon" had escaped to the street and would not return.



Sorry for “Dimon!” Nothing personal
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