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 30.01.2020
We play today with a family - I, my wife, two children - in Monopoly. I get a chance card, I take it, I read it out loud: "You win the lottery, you get 1 million." Just going to take a millionaire from the bank, as the wife says, "Show me a card."

We have been married for 20 years, we have two children, a paid mortgage, joint property, investments and more.

And here she suspects me of fraud with toy money))).

In short, for the future of my family, I am calm.

Where is the Sberbank Security Service?
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