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 02.02.2020
Good day. In connection with often emerging recent news related to demographics, benefits and large children decided to share his experience.
In 2006, when I was 21 years old, I suddenly learned that I would be a happy father. Given the support of his inner optimism, youthful maximalism and... And probably that's all, I told my future wife that as soon as she married me for her husband about the job she would need to forget, alphasamenc eprs))) I want to add that of all the movable and real estate we had for two at the time there were only scissors and a couple of phones.
Well, where less than a year later we became the owners of a miracle named Alina) After listening to 9 months of speech about how we "everything should be wonderful" And based on the information that 2007 is the year of a child and all the state will do for me, I was prompted to try to cut off the state a piece of land where I could build my nest.
At that time, my wife and I were in the district. Going through the instances and having received a “mass of pleasure”, I received an unofficial answer on the sidelines of these instances – that there is no land. I looked at the map. The scale of both the region and the country. This is related to the information received. I realized that geography is not mine, just as a piece of land is not mine. You can see here that at that time my native village was actively established by cottages.
As soon as a miracle named Alina learned to smile and speak daddy-mama and a little tired of support, and even more tired of the instructions of my parents we decided to move to a rental one-bedroom apartment in the capital of our homeland, which was also within walking distance from my work, which I was unspeakably happy. We were so delighted that we soon learned that we would be the happy owners of the second miracle.
Looking at the small area of the apartment and the consequences of the global crisis, we agreed to settle to live in a one-bedroom apartment in Tver, in order to raise money for housing. Driving to work was hard, of course, but the faith in a bright future shakes.
A miracle named Sonja was born in the year of our family! All the media talked about family support. Having received, again, a “mass of pleasure” from communicating all with the same servants of the people, we received maternal capital, which at first could not be used even for loans and applied for family capital.)
Well, since I am so uneducated, I have nothing to shame the country with my presence. Having understood this - we left, not far, the accumulated money was enough to buy a house not far from Minsk. There, too, began to actively rejoice and soon returned for a short time, so that a miracle named Varvara would be born.My wife liked the provincial nursery in Tverska, according to her - the architecture is very beautiful)
My last conversation with officials took place when I accidentally learned that many children in Russia can visit museums for free. You have to be educated! Gathered with the spirit, I made an attempt to obtain a multi-child family certificate. I couldn't, I just didn't have enough patience to carry papers from one department to another, listening - "even if chocolate was brought," although I turned to "one window." My children will go to the Russian museums for free.
Why did I write all this. So that people who decide to have a child rely only on themselves. Per I will be able to teach someone not to hope for the state, as our officials have taught me, which I am very pleased with.
Well, having rejoiced in this insight, and children and joy are synonyms, we have a fourth miracle - Jan. From Alina to Yana, from “A” to “I”, I closed my alphabet, as I closed my story. All the good)
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-02-01/#1079019
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