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 06.02.2020
From the bustling street to the right under the "brick" the jeep is well and confidently diving. In front of him, another owner of the 19th rubber flies out with the same bullshit. The street is narrow, but double. Therefore, they do not meet mouths, but die side by side. The “other owner” makes some gestures to the “confident jeep.” From the jeep, an angry clayton is distributed, the window is lowered, a cigarette is spilled out, and an angry lady appears with the face of Ranevskaya:
You are showing me here!!? to
The girl...
Outside, let me go by. He stood up here like a fucking buffer.
The girl there...
I told you... go out of here.
“Dumb,” the guy cried out, “there’s a brick.”
- Uherpich - already predictably in the rhythm respond to him - and now? Women generally give way everywhere, not taught in childhood? For the fool, I can hang you.
Go on, the guy is breaking up. The guy leaves.
- Yes, you have been there for a long time, and your legs have been hanging, the eagle of the room follows him.
The lady gases, exploding the wheels of the asphalt crumb, and crashes from the spot.

After fifty meters to meet her opened up, like an accordion in the hands of a professional, a white teeth smile, and waving with a stick-pick-up comes out the inspector.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-02-05/#1080223
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