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 07.02.2020
The Soviet Army. The daywalker addresses the senior: “Comrade, the cloth has disappeared, where else to take?” The angry flag cried out, “Mommy’s house take. The Baklan.” It turned out that the "Baklan" lived 70 km from the place of service and was the flight frozen. He jumped through the fence and got into the bus. He spent the whole night with his friends in his hometown and returned home in the morning. The harsh mother (the son knew) did not believe that he was released in the hatchback and without documents. He took the hood and brought it to the military. It was the right decision: the day did not pass and therefore under the article "leaving part" it did not fall. A voluntary dismissal. Called, sent the car, brought in part. They gathered to strictly punish, but it turned out that the order to leave the part was given to him by the comrade of the praporchnik and witnesses of the squad. The order must be executed unconditionally, accurately and on time. The command quickly drowned this story and the fighter was not touched. The word is not wrath.
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