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 09.02.2020
We had a botanist at school, Sasha. He loved studying and was constantly on the computer. But not games, but interested in his 3D graphics, photoshop and programming.

The classmates reminded him that he was shouting and began:

- Let me write off the house, and we will walk in the courtyard, go to the gym, hang on the turnips. Do not give. We beat.

He was weak, so his notebook went all over the class. He was most affected by the athlete Vanya, who went to judo. Once there was a physics Olympiad at school, and I was there, Sasha and Vanya. And then Vanya turns to him when the teacher came out and says, "I did nothing here, let's exchange. Or do it to me.” Sasha objected, said, this is an Olympics, here everyone shows their knowledge. So this goat stood up and started beating Sasha, hitting him with his fist in his shoulder. The teacher soon came in.

After the Olympics, Sasha did not go to school. This villain after the end of the Olympics caught him on the street and struck him with his leg on his face. These are the mental Olympics.

Eventually, this Vanya got him so much that he moved to another school...

It’s been many years since I met Vanu, and he says that Sasha has settled into some IT company and became the head of the department. Vanya learned about it, learned what kind of work there, and wanted to cut out there with a sysadmin: "And what, shake up, you play dance all day, only if the network worked, and I am working here at the building, my back is already hurt." And Sasha calls, and says, set me up for work, as no, we are classmates. Naturally, he was sent, and I was offended by saying this:

- Well, we were children, I will not beat him anymore, and he, ugly, does not help, I asked him for good.

He concluded his speech like this:

- I did not beat him a little while, once such a bastard grew up...
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