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 12.02.2020
I work as a photographer. Calls one of the previous employees (Z):

A: Hello to you! Do you remember filming our wedding last year?

Hi, of course I remember.

H: This is the case... In general, everything went wrong, and we decided to divorce.

(I was a little stressed at that moment, because a couple of times it was like, “Listen, we’re getting divorced, maybe you’ll get some of the money back for the shooting?”)

Z: So, but since we have no claims with our spouse to each other, we just did not agree in opinions and characters, then decided to finish everything normally, without negativity and without hatred of each other. There will be a walk, a banquet, the same people, all like at a wedding. We want the photographer to be the same. You can?

I: Aha... Aha... It’s somewhat unusual, but let’s!



What in the end: we came to the ZAGS, received documents there, held a photo session there as the former newlyweds run out of the door with joyful faces, waving with testimony about the dissolution of the marriage and shouting "Freedom! “” Then we went to all the places where we went to the wedding photoshoots, and there we also took pictures. Then we went to the same restaurant for a banquet. There’s a bunch of friends, a sea of drinks, a host, competitions with beating dishes, a stripper for him, a stripper for her, and a lot of other fun. There were only parents, did not appreciate the idea of both the event and the divorce itself. And in the rest, I thought there were even more joyful emotions than at the wedding. I thought they would change their mind... but no, they didn’t change their mind.

That is the essence. It is unfortunate, of course, that it is not always possible to keep the relationship and live together until the very end. But if you finish them - it is better to do it this way, on a good note wishing each other good luck in the future. Instead of watering your eyes with dirt and dumping tons of negativity, as is usually the case in most cases.

All peace, good, and happy relationships!
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