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 13.02.2020
We had meetings with the Director-General once a week. At the same time, there was a strict rule that all mobile phones should be turned off. At my first meeting, the head of the transport department was deprived of a part of the prize for ringing his phone. I learned the lesson.

as though.

At the second meeting I sit in the company of other bosses (their 30-40 people), some of whom I don’t even know. In the middle of the meeting, a cocooning begins. Nothing surprising – on the street summer, green outdoors, open windows. But then I realize it’s knocking my phone in my pocket.

It was my first phone — Panasonik (pictured in the comments) with polyphony, seven different background lights, and a factory recording of a cowboy in the woods.

The phone is knocking, and I’m afraid to move, but I see a few people counting how much they’re knocking. Very carefully and imperceptibly, I manage to cut off the challenge in my pocket. And I see how these people breathe unhappy, not counting until twenty.

And I got so much adrenaline that I even got a “ku” in this job.
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