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 16.03.2020
My wife’s brother came from the depths and we were sitting for dinner. Asks how life is, how things are, I answer that everything is fine, we went with the child to rest, we talk about school, well, not to tell him about the foolish boss and trouble at work, right? I ask him how he is doing, which he in turn answers that he barely had time to get on the plane, the duty was loaded. Further from his words.
Just entered, they immediately report that they were injured by the RZD, a person fell under the train, cut off both legs above the knees. They brought, immediately to the operating room, blood loss, shock, but saved. We sat down to drink tea, a call from GIBDD – two minibuses collided, many people were injured, they were taking us. The nurse “sits on the phone,” calls all the doctors and surgeons. It turned out that everything was not so bad, three bodies remained on the track, only seven people were brought to us. 12 hours in the operating room. I arrived at the airport, almost late.
- Yes, by the way, and where in the vicinity can you buy shoes, crox, like you, very convenient in such work to walk?
Going to crawl, and is it that I have the trolls at work? 24 hours in the operating room. And at the same time, clothes and surgical costume to buy at your expense.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-03-15/#1092920
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