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 20.03.2020
Man, 36 years of age:

I am a reinsurer!

Who is sorry?

- The reinsurer, - slowly, by slogans, repeated the client. This means a person who always has a reserve plan.

Of course, I smiled relentlessly. How often do you reinsure yourself?

All the time! I go to the store for a bottle of milk - I buy two, I give up my driver's license for a car - at the same time I try to get a motorcycle, I write all the code written at work in three places.

Did you always do that?

At the age of fifteen, the man replied without thinking. “I remember very well the day it started – the lights were turned off all over the area, and I was playing at the computer at that time. When it turned on again, it turned out that the first preservation was ruined, and the second reversed progress almost to the very beginning. Since then, I started recording in two slots at once, and then started applying this rule to everything.

Years have passed, so why did you decide that it became a problem right now?

“Two weeks ago my aunt died, and I was her only relative in Peter. I had a funeral, and you know what I did? I bought with a discount an additional tomb and a crown to it! Too little, you will need it again. And then took all this matter to the balcony, sat next to it and thought, "I seem to have a problem with my head."
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