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 10.04.2020
The preface.

A couple of weeks ago, somehow, I stuck in YouTube on a video about washing machines (started with the views of Advocate Egorov, I don't know how I got to the washing machine). I noticed how quiet they were. I thought, I thought, I decided to buy a new one, although mine works, but she is 12 years old.



of action.

I go down, ask the concierge for the number of our courtyard, I call, I say “need – take.” Five minutes later, I picked up.

In a couple of days, I learn from the concierge that they sold it for 3,000 to a neighbor at the entrance. It is possible.jpg

They sold and sold, guys. Then came the pinch.

I knock on the door, I open, the neighbor stands (I don’t know):

Your machine is not working!

...??? to

It does not heat water.

What are the claims to me?

Give me my money back!

Emm, I gave it to the courtiers for free.

They sold it for $3,000!! to

Congratulations to you! They ask for your money.

They said they did not have it and that they sold the machine in working condition.

Again, did you give me money?

No, but...

And then goodbye!

I close the door. Then the counsellor said that the neighbor would write a statement on me and the courtiers. And yesterday I learned that this machine was bought by a conserge, asked me to show how to turn it on.

P.S the heater in the machine works, just someone's hands grow from the wrong place
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