It is written about the Primorsky End. But, it seems to me, geographically, the text is much wider, unfortunately:

Primorye authorities: - Yes, we have quarantine, self-isolation, and all that.
People: And what do we do?
Primary authorities: You cannot work. Sit at home.
People: Oh well okay. We buy a bucket and sit down.
The authorities of Primorye: - And tomorrow we will introduce a pass for walking through the city.
People: What is it?
The authorities of Primorye: Let the fucking know. There will be misses.
People: Okay, we are waiting.

Primorye authorities: No, we will not introduce a pass.
Do you enter or do not enter?
The authorities of Primorye: - We introduce, but later.
People: What do we do?
Primary authorities: Go with certificates.
People: Where to go?
The authorities of Primorye: - Wherever you want, go there, shit. But with certificates.
People: With what certificates?
The authorities of Primorye: Let the fucking know. Take some. That you do not have worms, for example.

People: And how to get the dogs out?
Primorye authorities: - Not further than 100 meters from the house.
People – Why?
Primary authorities: That is. And with passports.
With dog passports?
The authorities of Primorye: - Do you cheat, are you so stupid? Take the dogs too.

People: Where is the information? What can and what cannot? How many infected in the country?
PRIMORY: So why did you fuck us? We work for you and you are ungrateful.
People: What have you done for us?
The authorities of Primorye: - We protected you.
People – in what way?
Primary authorities: Oh, it is all!
People: What should we do?
The authorities of Primorye: "Well, do what you want, do it, and do it only, and do not hinder you from saving!

by Diana Udovchenko