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 21.04.2020
One time I worked in a warehouse, and there was a girl at the dispatcher's office, let's say it was Julia. Beautiful, sociable and married. The warehouse was on the outskirts of the city, the bus route there was one, so they often went home together. We talked about Sam. And you know, with every trip Julia liked me more and more, and I really started to envy her husband when she offered to go to the store after work, to help choose a game on the X-BOX, so that both of us and my husband play.

I got the wedding photos that Julia brought to show her girlfriend at work. You rarely meet such a ugly and reckless guy, and this is her husband!!! A couple of days later I began to torture Yulia: how did they meet? She told:

My parents introduced me in school, in the 10th grade. I think it is a fool. They lived in a private house and this idiot came every morning to take me to school. This lasted more than a year.

And then he disappeared. Not coming for 2 weeks. At first I was happy, and then it became somewhat grim, and it got worse every day.

He appeared in the morning, weakened even more, said he was sick, apologized for not coming. Since then we have been together.”
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