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 23.04.2020
In the second class I liked a group. And I am one of those people who don’t say their nose on the street, I spend all my free time playing games. Social skills are zero, and romantic skills are negative. How to? All decided by case.

The girl was looking for someone to go to the exhibition of paintings, and I was so friendly to earn, imposed and paid for two. We have common topics to talk about. I went to the cinema regularly and the taste was similar. I wanted to care, to make a person pleasant, but as if to do it non-obsessively, because it is scary to uncover all the cards at once. I sought a reason and found it. In conversations, the girl often mentioned some little thing: whether it was an ice cream she liked as a child, or stickers with a favorite series. I believe that this is how the best gifts get - you listen, and the person will tell you what he wants. I had to run around town in search of ice cream. And here I allegedly accidentally encountered a ice cream, similar to the description, and handed it as a small present by pure coincidence on March 8. And so it was a year and a half of uncomfortable walks and half-hour bumping at the door of the dorm room with a gift in the hands. I think it is time to decide whether to be or not to be. The case also helped. I practiced in the universe deanate, transferred student cards into electronic form, and I got her card. And there are all the data: home address, phone number (which she was very embarrassed to give, there is a social network why the phone) and birthday, which in 2 weeks. I remember everything that stories from the internet have taught me. And all I remember is that I need to be more persistent. Let it be now and on vacation in another city, but thanks to the internet and mobile phone everything is possible, there would be money. Zagreb all student savings, found the delivery of flowers, thank them huge, florist helped me collect the bouquet, I said the color, and she showed the flowers. I ordered delivery for afternoon, until noon the girl is asleep. She was impressed that I knew the address in some way, because of the common acquaintances no one knew him. And when we returned to school, I told her that I liked her and would like to get to know her closer. And I’d be happy to say that we’ve been together for 5-10 years, but after that I’ve been completely ignored everywhere, and I still don’t know what’s wrong with me.
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