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 26.04.2020
New Year’s Wishes for December 31, 2019:

Greta Thunberg: “Let the planes stop flying and children stop going to school not only on Fridays but in general”

Russian Olympians: "If we are not allowed to go to the Olympics in Tokyo, let no one go there"

Lukashenko: “That oil sellers should start paying buyers for oil”

Dogs: “so that the owners would put on their own clothes and urge us to go for a walk.”

Police officers: "what would be possible anyone to stop to check documents and outline fines"

Teachers: "so that you can not go to school and still get a salary"

Non-exile abroad: “Now we can’t – so let’s not let anyone!”

Wives: “To cancel all these sports matches and close the bars!”
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