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 27.04.2020
A familiar unmarried and without children (over thirty) met by inability with a girl (also childless, and also over thirty). He arranged a meeting, comes on a date to her at the address, and there begins the circus. He opens the door, beautiful, sexy, in a fighting colour, just... He immediately sends him to the bathroom to wash his hands and haru. Then - dressed in a dress, but pyjama pants and the same shirt. Sitting on with wine in the hall, each at his table, so that there is no physical contact, she has a sprayer under her hands to treat viruses. They ate and put on a movie. She was a girl on the couch, he was on the chair at the other end of the room. Talked about something. The pearl of a friend on a cough - held back from the last force, otherwise, as he said, by feelings he would be shot, and the body would be burned. We talked about something in the room. He was about to leave, dressed again in the bathroom, his pyjamas dress in the bathroom and thrown away. Meanwhile, the girl “desinfected” the room where they were sitting – spraying the table, the table, the chair and in general the whole part of the room where he was.



has gone. They are now scheduled for another date. And... he says – a girl though with strange things, but so cute. The next meeting will be at home. From the job took a chemistry suit (OZK or as it is called there) - the squirrel will ask him to change his clothes. He also took our healthy balloon, which we process production areas at work (balloon on the back, long hose, sprayer) - he wants to hit her with security measures in response. Well, as a "chicken on the cake" - a gift - a welding mask for working in closed spaces with a filtration output (through which the air supply goes) and a set of regenerative cartridges to it.
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