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 28.04.2020
History and a little information.

City of Omsk. and Taxi. An order arrives from a stop, I get in and I see a no-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-known guy of twenty-five years old, who had to wait for the bus/route and decided to kick off, riding a taxi. But it is only in sight. Inside this guy lies a future billionaire. Let’s go in order.



I will clarify immediately. The average salary in the city is 32 thousand rubles. In fact, 20 to 25 thousand.



It all started with the fact that he walked to the back door of the car, opened it, and threw the bag with the laptop on the back seat, and himself sat forward.



For you to understand, I don’t really like to communicate with people, so I prefer to listen to music quietly while traveling, but this guy isn’t one of those. As soon as he sat down, his first phrase was:



The Yandex Knights!



As a cultural person, I ask him what happened. And it came here.



He: “I go into the Yandex app, I see the trip costs 240 rubles, I think it’s good, it’s expensive. Then I go to 2GIS, and there the comparison of prices for taxis and Yandex is already for 168 rubles, well, I called" (by the way, the trip was in the area of 12 kilometers for about 25 minutes. 168 rubles is great, right?) is



I say “understandably” hoping that this story will be the first and last of our trip, but it wasn’t here. A story from his face.



- Here I go with the pipe, hernia some for 18 thousand, bought for a couple of days, until my normal comes to me - I ordered a new phone for 45 thousand rubles - the most top siomi (I have no idea how it is written correctly), I wait for delivery. I generally earn about 250 thousand, so I have those 18 thousand. I repair computers, I go to calls from the office, right now from the call, I have food, the carpet was, the notepad broke, I repaired it, well, we talked, the tea drank, all the affairs, in general, went for 27 thousand, and there were affairs, just in a couple of hours, such affairs. I will open my office in a month and I will work for myself, there the income will naturally be greater, and so far we work 60 to 40. I am 22 years old, I already have 8 professions: I worked as an installor, and a programmer, and a pro-work, and websites wrote, and SEO was engaged in promotion, oh what I just did not do, but go at all.

And another case was: I went to the call, they say the router can't connect, well I went in and immediately understood what it was about, but decided to cut off the bug, in 10 minutes everything repaired and a half hour pretended that I was working, 10 thousand paid.

And I also have a passive income, about a hundred a month comes out, this is when I did websites - I did so that I was given away by the owners every month for 4 or 6 or 12 thousand, well, depending on how many bugs the company has, I broke everything. This is so that if something happens to the site, they called me, and I bat and did everything, like insurance. But the trick is that nothing can happen to the site, I wrote everything myself, every character, so for centuries all the sites are made, they are immortal. Woooot



I listened to all this mute and didn’t even have time to shake my head, because it all flowed out of it as a single endless monologue. By the end of the trip, he had already begun to tell how much he was fucking and on the way to each female he ticked his finger, saying, "Oh, look what a big ass."



In general, we went to the house, he got a wallet, there was 1000 rubles and a few hundred and a half, well, in the sum of not more than 1500 rubles. He gave me 200 rubles and said:

- Don't give up, I hate the little things, and so all the cuts are filled.



He took his laptop and walked out into the yard. I hope he’s pretty self-affirmed on my account, I’m not sorry.)
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