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 03.05.2020
I read recently: "If you get lost in the forest, go to the tree and see which side of the woods."

I immediately remembered the case and decided to share it.



One day I went for mushrooms, in the area of Eromino. He drove into the forest and put his car next to the crossroads of two roads.

I looked around, I saw the egg shell rolling, I thought, “Oh, how, there were already representatives of a competing firm. Well, and her with them, all the mushrooms will not be found anyway. I would like to stay.” He went on a “silent hunt.” It was not long, 40 minutes. Then it rained and I decided to go for a walk. Going to the side of the car. Directly along the road (in the forest wet, well, it is moist to climb through the bushes). I went out to the crossroads, and I think about myself: as soon as I arrived, there should be five minutes to walk on my fingers. But the point is that the crossroads are already there. And the place where he left the car, and the shell of eggs... And the car of nichren is not! I stumbled out of surprise. My eyes wiped, it did not help. There is no car. On the road out, there is a trace of a protector, but barely noticeable, rain. The point is playing stronger. I know the car was stolen. The rain, the forest and I in it, with a bucket of mushrooms, I stand like a fool and think - what to do?! to

There was a second phone in the car. I start calling him (well, and suddenly the thieves will take the trumpet?). No one takes. I begin to throw SMS with promises of heavenly punishment and other terrible shit - the result is zero.

I approached the tree... And then I realized on which side of the tree the loch was standing. I didn’t get 300 meters to the car. No, well, everything coincided: the crossroads, the place in front of it, the egg shell...

By that time, I had already torn all the mushrooms out of discomfort.

In short, he went into the woods, shaken his nerves, scratched his mattress on his phone and threw out the collected mushrooms - all the time spent!
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