Manokhin has an accident at the facility... (Kin-Zza-Zza)

There was a disarmament for a work trip, and "here" is still a joke-add-on, and there, in another country, at the facility, already a "pre-coronavirus" karachuk. In normal times: a bunch of desire for a trip + salary, and here all the "olds" have hemorrhoids or business. I regret the experienced boss of the young "fighter", not to avenge! Application or ride + 10% to the salary. When young, the sea is on the knees. He went to rescue the company. Saves the day, the other, in the evening listening to the news in the ears in the Basurman language.

And a lot of interesting things are happening abroad: the staff is getting smaller and smaller every day (everyone can go to the home office). Who is still alive in the navy, hands are washed three times a day, temperature is measured :-) One day the cosmonauts were hit in the scavengers: a positive colleague was found, the entire circle of communication - for 14 days in quarantine. The commander tried to explain to them that he had a plane in 3 days, and he could not sit for another 14 days, but the cosmopolitan was very convincing: the flight we will postpone to you, you are banned from the airport.

Thank God, after a week of house imprisonment, in the hotel, the results of the tests come - he has no virus, can fly away! But the airport is already closed together with the borders :-))) By the way, the hotel is closing too... the mayor's order - you would collect the suitcase, and where to go?! to

For the second time, luck smiles at him: he has not forgotten his fatherland about his offspring. There will be a special flight of the Ministry of Emergencies, but you need to reach not the local airport, but the capital. Closed cities and borders. A seeker of sharp sensations arrives in the three-way flight of the Ministry of Emergencies, ready to kiss everyone. No one wants to kiss.

A flight to Moscow arrives, tears turn out from the eyes of the young "fighter", but it is too early to rejoice! 14 days in isolation.It is already in the second!! The second step is morally easier. Certainly theirs! It is very close to the hometown of Mochosransk - one flight. During this time, the country is also undergoing drastic changes.

After long customs, a fireman-command aircraft finally arrives in the district center of Mukhosransk. Are you from Moscow? We are waiting for you, please come here! For you, almost heated apartments, for 14 days!Do not thank you!

And our hero moves the third term on the same article!It is 😉

Sitting at home is not the worst thing.