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 14.05.2020
xxx: By the way, who can say, I sometimes call numbers from Germany, the Netherlands, as I raise the phone immediately thrown down. Google is not broken. What a fist?

You are a “sleeping agent.” For general safety, you were removed from your memory and replaced with false memories that you were an ordinary family member and a worker. But the world is in danger again, so the Federal Intelligence Service of Germany is trying to activate you by calling and by phone transmitting an infrasound code that should awaken real memories. Unfortunately, you have lived in Russia for too long, your brain is too softened by alcohol and reading social networks and does not respond to the signals to action.



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