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 18.05.2020
Xxx: I don't know, somehow I just got everything done with the sighs: I worked in the garden with the bats, and he suddenly asks me if I smoked. well, I didn't lie, I just said yes, he replied that I don't need it, I better not smoke, well, I thought, really, it didn't smoke me anymore.

Yyy: One evening I went out for bread, bought bread and went home.

Zzz: Oh, who will believe it, another cat lamp!
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