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 19.05.2020
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When I was a child I lived in a small remote town, it was the end of the 90s, the beginning of the 00s. To understand approximately: life in the town lagged about 10 years behind the Moscow region and other central regions. That is, when in Moscow all these banditic stories ended and all the bandits moved into business/politics, we all dreamed of becoming bandits. Why work in a factory if you can cover the kiosks, do nothing and get twice as many workers? Only bad guys work, I’m not. I will not work in my life. I, of course, like all my surroundings, also wanted to get into this middle and "rise up" on it.

But one day during the summer holidays, he got into the police. Nothing serious, just a small hooliganism. I was lucky to meet a good policeman. He was calm, like a tank, communicated with me very politely and seemed to understand me. This, of course, psychologically put himself on my side, actually putting me on my own. I don't remember exactly what he was saying or how it happened before, but at some point he offered to show me the camera. Of course, I agreed, but it is interesting to see where I will find myself sooner or later and spend a part of my life!

It was lonely. There were no detainees there, nobody told me anything, I was just thrown inside the cameras, and this policeman stood outside, not even closing the door. I stood inside this chamber: fucking dirty; it smelled so that I couldn’t describe it with words. Size 1 * 3 meters. Half a meter wide occupied the shell (a iron rectangle with two old boards on it, but in general you could put 3 or even 4 boards, but probably one was broken, and who would put the third there? He was there with two half-glandles. Right behind it is a hole in the floor for understandable purposes. The walls, the floor, the ceiling are all black. 20 * 20 cm approximately, never washed, and even behind two rows of grids, that is, there is almost no light. There is also no electric light, only from the corridor, if you open the door. I used to the dark for a few minutes.

The following year I worked as an assistant worker all summer and was wildly delighted with small but honestly earned money. Changed the surroundings. The view of life has changed a lot.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-05-18/#1113304
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