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 25.05.2020
As a student, he worked as a sanitary in the forensic morge. I remembered one case.



I was replaced by a man aged 55-60 years. The medical expert, returning from the call, gloss, say, wait, now "with a mattress" will be brought. He has been working for 15 years, and has never seen anything like that. In general, they brought a man inflated by water (pulled out of the bath), on his hands traces of cuts, a rope on his neck and traces of suffocation. A lot of scare from this spectacle, of course.



In the morning, although his change has already ended, the medical expert specifically stayed on the screening to find out all the details of the death of this man. However, these mysteries do not occur every day. Other medical experts were also interested in this case and began to make bets.



The results of the examination came to such conclusions. The man so desperately tried to reduce his account with life that:

I took a hot bath and cut off the veins, but something went wrong (the cuts were not very deep), the quick death did not come.

The deep desire to leave this world quickly gave rise to another idea – to hang yourself. As a result, the man tried to hang himself on a towel dryer that was placed just above the bathroom.



But life is a very harsh thing. The man could not hang - the rope attached to the towel dryer was broken. But the part that was wrapped on the neck fits very well into the skin. At the last moment, any hanger (if not under drugs) tries to reflexively remove the rope, as evidenced by deep scratches on the neck and the epithelium under the nails. Our hero was no exception.



The final conclusion of the medical expert - drowned. The man, completely weakened from blood loss, partially removed the rope from his neck, but could not get out of the bathroom.



The oldest medical expert wins. He immediately gave up, looking at the body, - a dive.
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