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 18.06.2020
It reminded me of my case at the English airport. I want to hand over the suitcase in the luggage, and the mark from the previous flight as nakedly attached to the pen, and so simply not to remove it.

I approach the airport officer and ask if he accidentally has scissors to cut off this dishonest label. He said, “No, we can’t keep the knives here.” and pause. “Because we’re going to tick them into passengers!” The face is happy.
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